January 2010
This Is A List. There Are Many Like It, But This...
I’ve learned that I can not accurately describe why I love the things that I love. I love because they reach a certain cross section of my heart and brain and soul that has been touched before. Yet I can not come up with the accurate words to describe how things manage to reach this cross section or portion of my heart. I love the way that she looks at me when she has her glasses, but I...
December 2009
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This Is A List. There Are Many Like It, But This...
I understand that “The Wire” is a profound piece of work. David Simon and his impressive writing staff created a television series that will last for decades, but I can not call it the best television series of the first decade of the 21st century. I also can’t call shows like “Arrested Development,” “Mad Men,” “30 Rock,”...
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Get a life!
– Me, to all the people ahead of me in line for “Avatar”
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The Films Of 2009, Part 2
10 Great Performances:
Matt Damon, The Informant!
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
Melanie Laurent, Inglourious Basterds
Nicolas Cage, The Bad Lieutenant: Port Of New Orleans
Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker
Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia
Max Records, Where The Wild Things Are
Marion Cotillard, Public Enemies
Joseph Gordon Levitt, (500) Days Of...
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Blackberry Outage Forces Douchebags To Look At...
movingsideways:
Iphone Assholes unaffected.
The Films Of 2009, Part 1
While my list of films to see still remains as long as Robert Ford’s night shirt, we must solider on with the year end lists and lists of lists and lists of lists of lists. While my best of the year list isn’t a full ten, I would be seriously hard pressed to find better films than the following:
9.) Star Trek
J.J. Abrams and his Bad Robot crew achieved the impossible! A Star Trek...
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i need a man in my life…..
– Sn00ki
Things I Learned From Last Night's Episode Of...
It’s not cheating or grinding if it’s House music.
“Beating Up The Beat” may be as groundbreaking and important as the kids seen slam dancing and moshing during the Sex Pistols’ “Anarchy In The UK” video. The cast of “Jersey Shore” are the reality TV version of Sex Pistols. Yes, there have been many, many other shows about strangers living in...
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The Grass Is Going To Be Green On Either Side.
Usually, there’s a part in a movie about a career criminal where he or she decides to give it up and go straight or at least a collection of protracted scenes where the criminal, in the case of the film in my head, it’s George Clooney bemoaning his sad existence as a low rent hood and strives to make changes to his character. By the time, the film reaches its conclusion, the hood is...
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Disney's "Wild Hogs" Sequel Stalls Out →
In what marks the third high-profile film that Disney has halted since Rich Ross took the studio reins, “Wild Hogs 2: Bachelor Ride” has been scrapped.
People, we have to embrace the little victories in the world and just hope that all of these little victories like the scrapping of a sequel to Wild Hogs may in fact lead to bigger moral victories down the road.
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The Great Debate: Best Telekinesis Exploding...
bigfuckingexplosions:
From time to time, we at BFE like to examine and compare the great moments and scenes to truly discover which is the truly the best. Much like Highlander, there can only be one, ladies and gentlemen. Without much further ado, let’s begin the latest installment of the GREAT DEBATE:
BEST EXPLODING HEAD/BODY CAUSED BY TELEKINESIS: David Cronenberg’s Scanners V. Brian De...
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An Early Prediction of the Best Picture Nominees
The Blindside
The Hurt Locker
Up In The Air
Up
Nine
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
Avatar
A Single Man
Invictus
The Blindside will be the sleeper nominee of the season and it’ll be the one film the normies root and cheer for.