Skeet On Mischa

Jul 25

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I used to watch The Food Network at ad nauseam. When there was nothing else was on and the DVR was cleared out, I would watch the Triple D, Restaurant Impossible, and, Chopped all the time. Until I actually started to get nauseous from seeing all of that meat. 
So, I made the switch to watching HGTV all of the time. This goes beyond watching the occasional episode of “House Hunters International” where I feel secretly jealous of some one moving to Europe (I have to remember that Europeans experience winter so it may not seem as glamorous). This is like I watch all of the prime time shows save for “Cousins Undercover”. Like my best impression is of some Canadian on “Love It or List It”; ‘Ugh, I’m so mad that they have to fix this structural problem to our house that we’ve ignored for years instead of building a new bathroom. The nerve of them!’ Now, I’ve fixated on the little details of these shows. 
My favorite part of “Flip or Flop” aside from when the newly remodeled house might be a flop is the establishing shots. They use this beautiful footage of Laguna Beach that must’ve been left over from MTV to establish the new act, but then they cut to a set of track homes in Yorba Linda. That’s a 28 mile trip. Then the guy on “Flip or Flop” demos these houses while wearing flip flops. Flip Flops! Unless I’m aware if Rainbow Sandals came out with a new line of construction friendly flippies, why would anywhere wear flip flops on a construction site?
My HGTV over saturation has reached the point where my current number one celebrity crush is Joanna Gaines from Fixer Upper. I can’t explain it, but it has happened. I still have lots of love for KStew, but there’s just something about Joanna Gaines. In a way, she reminds me of Jessica Chastain’s character from Malick’s Tree Of Life. A real ethereal quality to her. I just can’t explain it. 
And all of this happened because I can’t watch Guy Fierri eat food anymore. 

I used to watch The Food Network at ad nauseam. When there was nothing else was on and the DVR was cleared out, I would watch the Triple D, Restaurant Impossible, and, Chopped all the time. Until I actually started to get nauseous from seeing all of that meat. 

So, I made the switch to watching HGTV all of the time. This goes beyond watching the occasional episode of “House Hunters International” where I feel secretly jealous of some one moving to Europe (I have to remember that Europeans experience winter so it may not seem as glamorous). This is like I watch all of the prime time shows save for “Cousins Undercover”. Like my best impression is of some Canadian on “Love It or List It”; ‘Ugh, I’m so mad that they have to fix this structural problem to our house that we’ve ignored for years instead of building a new bathroom. The nerve of them!’ Now, I’ve fixated on the little details of these shows. 

My favorite part of “Flip or Flop” aside from when the newly remodeled house might be a flop is the establishing shots. They use this beautiful footage of Laguna Beach that must’ve been left over from MTV to establish the new act, but then they cut to a set of track homes in Yorba Linda. That’s a 28 mile trip. Then the guy on “Flip or Flop” demos these houses while wearing flip flops. Flip Flops! Unless I’m aware if Rainbow Sandals came out with a new line of construction friendly flippies, why would anywhere wear flip flops on a construction site?

My HGTV over saturation has reached the point where my current number one celebrity crush is Joanna Gaines from Fixer Upper. I can’t explain it, but it has happened. I still have lots of love for KStew, but there’s just something about Joanna Gaines. In a way, she reminds me of Jessica Chastain’s character from Malick’s Tree Of Life. A real ethereal quality to her. I just can’t explain it. 

And all of this happened because I can’t watch Guy Fierri eat food anymore. 

Jul 18

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Jun 26

Hey Girl: An Oral History of Ryan Gosling's Rise to Heartthrob Status | Yahoo Celebrity - Yahoo Celebrity -

fuckyeahryangosling:

Hey Girl,

I did an interview with Yahoo about Ryan Gosling and the history of the site.

Check it out.

I feel like I’m getting pretty close to achieving of my dream; becoming a Ryan Gosling expert. Although, my hair isn’t quite camera ready these days. 

Jun 16

World Cup Fever.

World Cup Fever.

Jun 12

Newish Month, New Mix. 
Here is the third installment of the Live For Now mix series. Despite being the third part of an overall mix, it is also the first part of a summer time themed mix series. Confusing? Maybe. 
Either way, it’s over 80 minutes of poppy summer fun music. 
Download it here. Play it loud!

Newish Month, New Mix. 

Here is the third installment of the Live For Now mix series. Despite being the third part of an overall mix, it is also the first part of a summer time themed mix series. Confusing? Maybe. 

Either way, it’s over 80 minutes of poppy summer fun music. 

Download it here. Play it loud!

Jun 06

Nicolas Winding Refn Announces 'I Walk With The Dead' As His Next Film|The Playlist -

It looks like the Films Gods want my plan to happen.

One year, it’s a Paul Thomas Anderson film and next, it’s Nicolas Winding Refn.