So, the Oscars are starting right now. Well, it’s on pause cause I had to do a potty break and what not. I’m kind of bummed that Getty Images didn’t have any photos of the real important people at the Oscars this year, this year’s nominees of best cinematography. You know, Roger Deakins, Robert Elswit, that one dude that did The Diving Bell & The Butterfly. I know his name, but it’s rather difficult to spell his name and I don’t want to google his name right now. His work is good and all, but dude, it’s all about Deakins and that train sequence in Jesse James. Amazing. We must all buy Blu-Ray players and HD TV to watch it over and over again. 

Jon Stewart is doing pretty good so far. Jokes about Atonement. Doesn’t deserve to be nominated. The traditional Jack Nicholson reaction shot;  oh, Diablo Cody reaction shot. I’m telling if I put on the rock n roll bracelets and have a nice glass of wine, I’m in, man. Maybe, I’ll talk about Zepplin or how awesome it is to rhyme everything in slang terms.

 Who’s the girl with the black hair next to Cate Blanchett?

 Whoa! Welsey Snipes is there! Awesome!  

 Jennifer Garner has hair like a scene kid. 

 Costume Design: Hmm….I didn’t like any of the films that were nominated or actually saw them. Okay, Elizabeth: The Golden Age won.

 Oh wait, that black haired girl next to Cate Blanchett looks like her sister.  She’s got Nelly Furtado hair.

 Who cares about old timey Oscar winners?