kfan:

I love this meme.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

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My answers:

1. Swirling rainbows of death that shoot from the palms of my hands
2. “Jesus is Waiting” by Al Green
3. Buffy

1. A shotgun that shots super powerful shells that’ll make heads explode on contact as well as little fire breathing dragons
2. It’s a toss up between: “Seek & Destory” by Metallica and “Raining Blood” by Slayer
3. Famed cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki to capture me in all my glory and so, I’ll have something to show girls after the fact. “Yeah, check me out. I fought a bunch of zombies and won….. Oh, it’s all natural lighting. Emmanuel Lubezki…..Yeah, he’s amazing. He’s been nominated for a bunch of Academy Awards…. Children of Men ……Oh you haven’t seen Children Of Men….. Nice to meet you as well and you’re welcome.  Or I’d pick Anton Chigurh to hunt zombies with me.