In this week’s very special installment of Silly Questions For Smart People, we catch up with the very awesome Frangry. We discuss the extremely important things in life: La Esquina, hip hop, and of course, Kate Moss.  You can hear Frangry on her weekly radio show, Shut Up Weirdo as well as her excellent blog.

Editor’s Note: Michael Dempster helped with a couple of the questions.

Book I’m currently reading:
God, this is already embarrassing. I’m re-reading 100 Years of Solitude. But this time, I’m reading it in Spanish, and out loud. Shut the fuck up. It’s good practice for my trip home to Nicaragua in December. Reading out loud helps with pronunciation.

Do you ever come down with a case of motion sickness while reading a book or magazine on the F train?
Motion sickness is for girls.

Three books that mean a lot to me:
The Thorn Birds by Colleen MacCullough
The Giving Tree by Shell Silverstein
How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson

Last film I saw:
Just got home from watching Rachel Getting Married. I cried six times.

Has a passing train interrupted the viewing of a film and/or a romantic interlude?
None of the above. But I did kick a boy out once because I didn’t like his underwear. It was red/orange/yellow striped, and super Euro Trash looking. I got up from the bed and started doing the dishes.

Kim’s Video or Netflix:
It was Kim’s Video in 2001. 2008 is all about Netflix: 3 at a time for $16.99.

What’s better: the diner portion of La Esquina or the underground secret restaurant part?
Fuck that goddamn place.

Is CNN news anchor Rick Sanchez a shit head?
A shit head, an asshole, a murderer and a drunk.

Would you rather do a weekly hologram related program or a weekly radio show?
I’d like to do a radio show while being beamed into the CNN studio. I will be the first hologram to slap Rick Sanchez.

Favorite family of geniuses: the Tenenbaums or the Emmanuels?
Emanuels. Politics, medicine AND Hollywood? It’s like the testosterone trifecta.

Why Kate Moss? Why not Helena Christensen or Shalom Harlow?
This is like asking “Why sex? Why not asparagus?” Let’s move on….

How’s the feud with Agyness Deyn going?
She no longer lives on my block. I win!

Do you think Samantha Ronson is really good with her hands or is she blessed with other skills?
I don’t really give a shit about Samantha Ronson.

Lindsay Lohan or Ryan Gosling
Lohan at night, Gosling in the morning.

Fat Joe or Big Pun:
Big Pun, he calls Benzes “Benzitos.”

What’s your favorite Hype Williams music video?
Busta Rhymes featuring Janet Jackson What’s It Gonna Be

Three albums that mean a lot to me:
Jens Lekman Night Falls Over Kortedala
The Stone Roses The Stone Roses
Michael Jackson Thriller

What happened to rap music?
White people.

Morrissey or Robert Smith:
Morrissey. The hair is on point.

How many ounces to freedom?
8 is about all it takes.

Do you have any tips for my fantasy basketball team?
Get real.

Do straight girls sometimes get high and play gay chicken or is it all just drunken bar-pecks?
We did LSD and played gay chicken in a pool in Key West once, does that count?

Do you have any advice for Mary Rambin?
Eat shit and die.

If you were a member of a gang from the film, The Warriors, what would your gang’s name and uniform be? Related: what is the best way to get back to Coney Island?
This has been added to Netflix.

So, do you hang out with AntiKris like the all time and have hot blog girl parties in hot tubs with expensive champagne and chocolate covered strawberries and super expensive stereos playing Sade or is it just hanging out at the local bar and occasionally standing outside to smoke cigarettes?
Surprisingly, we don’t hang out that often, but when we do, there is usually whiskey, karaoke, bad movies, and lots of inappropriate conversation.

What’s the biggest misconception people have about you?
That I’m tough. I’m a total softie romantic girl on the inside.

True or False: East Coast Spanish girls have bigger backdoors than their West Coast counterparts.
False, so so false.

What’s more dangerous: an avocado or a cougar or an bitter, jealous ex?
An avocado has done the most damage so far.

Would you rather go to a Lakers game with Ryan Gosling, a cricket match with Kate Moss or help Lindsay Lohan pick up her next script?
Lakers game with Ryan Gosling. Although I’d pick Kate Moss if it was partying rather than cricket.

Did I blow it?
Not unless you have bad table manners.

What Notorious B.I.G. song best describes your life?
Juicy, duh.

Name five people you would like to see answer this survey?
Eh, I think I nailed it.